Freakin' POP TARTS
I’m not any sort of major health-freak, but I can read well enough to know Pop Tarts are BAD NEWS BEARS. 420 calories??? 1,003 grams of sugar???
My mental processes say: THAT’S NOT GOOD.
I only eat them like, twice a year. Otherwise, my arteries would clog up and I’d roll over and die.
I am eating these Pop Tarts AS WE SPEAK and feeling more and more guilty with every bite.
Lord, have mercy on my Pop Tart-loving soul.
A kilogram of sugar?




